The Wrong Ways

I have just come back from a won­der­ful 3 days in Ahmed­abad after attend­ing a cousin’s wed­ding with my huge extended fam­ily from around the world…a typ­i­cal big, rea­son­ably fat Indian wed­ding with mul­ti­ple sub-plots and threads. In the end though, such wed­dings are all about the abil­ity to spend time with fam­ily with­out interruption…with those who live in the same city as us, but who we don’t have enough time for on a rou­tine basis…and with those who have come from far away, who we oth­er­wise don’t get an oppor­tu­nity to meet.

I also had time to observe the city!

I went for a run from the Mar­riott on Satel­lite Road to Vas­tra­pur Lake using the 132 Ring Road. I always run fac­ing the traf­fic, to min­i­mize any chance of an acci­dent. It didn’t really mat­ter. Every now and then, I would be sud­denly sur­prised by a scooter or bike that would whiz past me…going the “wrong way”. This some­times hap­pens in the early hours even in Mum­bai with news­pa­per and milk deliv­ery boys, but not to the extent I saw hap­pen­ing in Ahmedabad.

Even cars did the same thing. It was extremely unnerv­ing to be focused on the oncom­ing traf­fic and then to sud­denly with­out warn­ing have a car or SUV pass you by!

Each day I could see that instead of tak­ing the long way or going around and tak­ing a U-turn, peo­ple would just drive in a com­pletely non­cha­lant and unapolo­getic man­ner on the “wrong side” of the road to get where they wanted to. The dri­ver of my car was unfazed when he saw other cars com­ing from the oppo­site side (includ­ing out­side the Marriott)…in fact the oncom­ing traf­fic would accom­mo­date those dri­ving the “wrong way”.

Not only that, once when I received direc­tions from a rel­a­tive regard­ing one of the venues, I was told that I would have to take a right turn by going along the “wrong way”. I told him that I was happy to take a “U-turn” and come back and he said that it was per­fectly OK to just drive along the side of the “wrong way”.

The other thing we all landed up doing the “wrong way” was the drink­ing. Sud­denly we had to hide and use sub­terfuge and paper bags and min­eral water bottles…things we hadn’t done since col­lege days. It was fun behav­ing like deprived teenagers, but you won­der why the state just doesn’t do away all this rub­bish. Every­one knows where you can get the stuff, every­one who wants to, drinks anyway…so why not just bring it all out into the open?

None of this is an alle­gory for the state and its peo­ple. Just because a few things are done the “wrong way” does not mean that every­thing else is “wrong”.

Each time I visit Ahmed­abad, I am pleas­antly sur­prised. Whether it is the wide roads, the gleam­ing malls, the new air­port, the recently started rapid trans­port bus sys­tem, or the ongo­ing river­front work…it feels like a city on the move. The num­ber of “party-plots” avail­able for wed­dings and par­ties out­num­bers sim­i­lar open-air spaces in Mum­bai by a fac­tor of 40:1. And if we have our “gan­pati” days, Ahmed­abad has its “Makar Sankranti”.

What Ahmed­abad still how­ever lacks are good stand-alone, fine din­ing restau­rants and really world-class hotels. And it really needs some less insur­al­ity and per­haps a bit more cos­mopoli­tanism. And a lit­tle less Gujarati and a shade more Eng­lish. And as with any other city in India, some more civic sense!

But the city rocks…the “wrong ways” not withstanding.

14 Comments

  • Even NaMo has failed in Wrong Way and Alcohol.

  • I am not sur­prised that you are cool with the unciv­i­lized way of liv­ing. It’s peo­ple like you who have messed up this lovely coun­try.
    In the late eight­ies on a flight from Bom­bay (then)to Bar­oda a client (a foreigner)and my bag­gage got mis­placed. We were told to report this loss at the police sta­tion. When we reached the sta­tion, all the men in uni­form, includ­ing the senior inspec­tor were drunk. The senior could not stand.He asked me to write a report in Gujarati. I said I did not know G, but can write in Hindi. After tak­ing my com­plaint he kept hold­ing the page upside down. My client was amused. He was even aware that this was a dry area. He kept ask­ing me how this could happen,that too with the cops. I was ashamed. The senior then tried to get some money out of us. He wob­bled and came to our car and fell on the bon­net. We were saved the embar­rass­ment when some good soul took him away.
    It was due to the good­will of our hotel staff that our bags were located.
    Under­stand that pro­hi­bi­tion should go in Gujarat, as it is just a farce, but you being happy about the unciv­i­lized traf­fic sense.….??????/?

  • Couldnt agree more!!! The party plots– mum­bai open spaces ratio was really surprising!!!

  • H.L. Chulani wrote:

    Hail pro­gres­sive Gujarat!

  • Armaity Surendra Patel wrote:

    Hi Bhavin,
    You have writ­ten in a very sport­ing tone!
    I aalso agree with Mr.Norman that this hypoc­racy should van­ish and no need to play Hide and Seek! (sick). This hap­pens in other Coutries too where there is pro­hi­bi­tion, yet we get the prod­uct of our choice!!! The idea of Pro­hi­bi­tion was to enable peo­ple live a healthy and nor­mal life! In Maha­rash­tra it was imple­mented with the idea of pro­tect­ing fam­i­lies from going bank­rupt, from stop­ping men beat­ing their wives and chil­dren, etc. But this failed mis­er­ably.
    Peo­ple were mak­ing alco­hol in the gut­ters and the cops used to come and col­lect the “Hap­tas”!! This scene­rio used to take place in front of our eyes!
    This hypcracy con­tin­ues wher­ever there is pro­hi­bi­tion of any sorts. Even in the class­room or at home. If you are for­bid­den to do some­thing, we will find ways to do it! Blame it on Human Nature?
    Bhavin, keep search­ing for new top­ics and give us chance to write our com­ments! Ha! Ha! Good Luck!

  • Since there is plenty of traf­fic between Mum­bai and AHD, would it be cor­rect to assume that the AHD method of care­less dri­ving is tak­ing root in Mum­bai too? Based on your expe­ri­ence, Bhavin, I am tempted to assume so. Ghatkopar is a good exam­ple of this phe­nom­e­non. Dou­ble and triple park­ing, giant SUVs block­ing nar­row streets, jump­ing red lights and dri­ving up the wrong end of one-way streets is rou­tine. These peo­ple feel they own the roads, espe­cially with cops will­ing to look the other way.

  • V.Subramanian wrote:

    Bhavin, It is indeed shock­ing to learn from one of your read­ers that peo­ple like you are resposi­ble for mess­ing this lovely coun­try.
    An iso­lated inci­dent in eighties,has been quoted. Let every­one be reminded of the bone chill­ing inci­dent of rape in a police sta­tion below the Marine drive flyover.Much like the maligned media,many Modi Baiters and Bashers,refuse to see the over­whelm­ing pos­i­tives.
    No one is ever happy with traf­fic violations,except the vio­la­tors them­selves. But how does one as an indi­vid­ual or even as a group tackle this menace.Several efforts have turned not only futile but also degen­er­ated to alter­ca­tions threat­en­ing the tran­quil­ity and pos­ing haz­ards to health of the ques­tion­ing individual.It is sen­si­ble to be cool about this.But one can con­tinue to write about this men­ace in an attempt to con­tin­u­ously high­light the issue and hope the author­i­ties do some­thing about this.

  • Pushpendra Shah wrote:

    Bhavin — you have once again described the scene that could be in cer­tain parts of Nairobi !

    In Decem­ber 2012, I was in Amdavad for one night — and although I did not see much more than around the hotel we stayed in, I feel that Amdavad, and in the larger pic­ture, India, has a fairly long way to go before it can be clas­si­fied as clean — in every sense of the word.

    I took the Raj Dhani Express to Delhi, reach­ing there in the morn­ing, and the tracks — for miles and miles — are lined with RUBBISH of all sorts… I donot think that this will ever be cleaned up…

    Vis­it­ing my rel­a­tives in Dadar -
    Sai­tan Chowki / Prab­hadevi — the scene was exactly the same as I had left it 18 years ago.

    Don’t get me wrong — I enjoyed my visit tremen­dously, as I always do, but my 14 year old son was not quite impressed with the over­all lack of clean­li­ness. It was his first intro­duc­tion to the land of his ancestors …

  • Bhavin, not sur­prised that you have some one to con­sole you, stir you up, but bring­ing pol­i­tics in this
    col­umn is.….….…

    Have spo­ken as an Indian, not as a per­son from Maha­rash­tra or any part of the Coun­try.
    Besides I could write a book on the hap­pen­ings, not just one episode. Like that famous say­ing “I was in Bag­dad, while you were in Dad’s bag”. How­ever, I am kept busy with my own busi­ness and unlike you, who make the time to write(yes, I would like to give the credit where it is due.) Yes you have the best oppor­tu­nity to get to the read­ers every week. Have spelled this out once before. So you should, like in my busi­ness. We say check recheck and check again. You should do the same before post­ing.
    As far as pol­i­tics
    Even so Modi was not even heard off in the eight­ies, so where is there any bash­ing of the kind.
    To tell the truth. Though being a true Con­gress bakht,have given up on them, as one can see the state we are in, for­get cor­rup­tion. If it were not for many other good souls here we would be on the brink.…
    And on the other hand you will agree with me WHO ELSE????have we got any per­son of stand­ing, CLASS.
    OK accord­ing to your friend and many oth­ers. Even I would like to give Modi a chance, if it is for the bet­ter. Yes I like all Cit­i­zens would like to see our future gen­er­a­tion have a good life, qual­ity of life, like in other first world Coun­tries.
    Why can’t we be a first world?
    We have the funds (which at the moment are in the wrong pock­ets). Have trav­eled the world and see how peo­ple live, the sur­round­ings etc. and would be so happy if we could have the same here in our lovely land. Surely many more would like this change.
    But will Modi be in a posi­tion to do all this? It is you and I, we all have to change, or Modi will have to be HITLER to get us to change.
    I remem­ber you once wrote that
    you stopped a bike when he was rid­ing through the red sig­nal and.…you know how it is. No one likes to be told (even requested)to do the right thing.
    As far as try­ing to get peo­ple to be civil,we begin with our­selves. There are many peo­ple who are doing their bit and if each one tried, we will see a change, not giv­ing excuses of being told off, or afraid of being tack­led, afraid of ones skin so to say.
    It is very easy to write, but come down from ones pedestal and bring in the change. So what if one gets a bad word or…

  • V.Subramanian wrote:

    One has long realised that “Dis­cre­tion is the bet­ter part of Valour”.It is fool hardy to take law into one’s hands or try to assume a traf­fic cop’s role, more so at an advanced age.One goes about edu­cat­ing and coax­ing the known young­sters against such wrong dri­ving. Any specific,constructive and prac­ti­cal sug­ges­tions on tack­ling this prob­lem is most welcome.Here also the change has to come from within.Anyone who realises this,will not loose his “COOL”.Accusing such peo­ple of being resposi­ble for the mess espe­cially on a shared plat­form can­not be counted as “CIVILITY” by any measure.We are all edu­cated and civilised and try­ing to do our bit for the soci­ety in our own known ways and accept­ing some­things as faitac­com­pli need not be con­strued as a tacit encour­age­ment and hence respon­si­ble for the malice.

  • Sujata Morab wrote:

    The say­ing that “When every­body is wrong, every­body is right” holds true in this case. I was in Surat last week and what i noticed was clean­li­ness, wide roads and absolutely no traf­fic rules. The lack of traf­fic dis­ci­pline looks odd only to out­siders. For them it is nor­mal and routine.

  • Except for the wrong dri­ving habits and the avail­abil­ity of booze wher­ever we go( which is not a bad thing ), I think Gujarat, par­tic­u­larly Ahmed­abad, is a fairly nice place to stay.
    Every place in India has its plus and minus points. To judge a big city, one has to use dif­fer­ent para-meters. Is the city safe ? Does the Gov. machin­ery respond to com­plaints ? And how fast ? What is the state of its civic amini­ties?
    And most impor­tantly, are the women safe to move about freely ?
    I think to most of my ques­tions, the answer is “Yes” and I per­son­ally think that, even with some faults and short-comings, Gujarat is a nice place (par­tic­u­larly, Ahmed­abad)) to stay. Sim­i­larly, “Amchi Mum­bai” does not lag much behind !!

  • There you are you so called edu­cated & civ­i­lized peo­ple of this Coun­try, who have scant regards for the laws of the land, encour­ag­ing one another blow­ing ones own trum­pet. Can­not dis­tin­guish between right and wrong, call­ing your­selves civil? No won­der the less edu­cated behave in a sim­i­lar fash­ion and what we have here is a.…
    I rest my case case.

    PS If this was a per­sonal blog. I would never com­ment. Since this arti­cle is pub­lished in MM. Guess have a right to do so. If Bhavin wants to strike me of his mail­ing list. He is free to do so. Then all we have is MUTUAL ADMIRATION CLUB.
    Now I find it is like wast­ing pearls.…
    as your type of peo­ple are NEVER wrong and will never admit. Very good at cre­at­ing trouble.…

  • My Dear Bhavin
    My wife was in AMD for 4 years as GM NABARD. I could’t visit her even once with my D1+D2 appended to me as guardian. Dur­ing this time i have rarely heard her say­ing cook­ing at home as there are as many restu­ar­ants giv­ing good healthy cui­sine I am reminded of it when i saw your blog. one strange thing she men­tioned was ladies clad in sarees typ­i­cal GUJJU style drive scoot­ers with side cars too, But whey want to turn they lift their legs to show the direc­tion, Wife had a har­row­ing time fac­ing the criss cross dri­ving of traf­fic expe­ri­enc­ing some dents and scratches in her car for 4 years. Hale AMDAVADIS. Regards TNM

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