Sun Signs for the 40ers

This is for those in their 40s. A good age to be, at times depress­ing, but great fun.

Aries: Today, you will for­get a friend’s name. You will remem­ber her pro­fes­sion, where she lives, her husband’s name and where her chil­dren study. You will remem­ber that you had remem­bered her name just ten min­utes ago, but now when you want to intro­duce her to your spouse, you will for­get. It is called nom­i­nal apha­sia and will only worsen with each pass­ing year.

Tau­rus: Some­one you know will die soon. Stop worrying…each decade, about 5–10% of peo­ple you know will leave this world and 10% of your women friends will get breast can­cer. Learn to be sup­port­ive and understanding.

Gem­ini: Donate. There is no harm giv­ing away a lit­tle part of that money you have made and shar­ing it with those a lit­tle unfor­tu­nate. Now is the time to get involved and make a dif­fer­ence, even if small.

Can­cer: You will soon be a grand­par­ent. I know, it sounds…so old. But if you decided to have your first child in your 20s and then got her mar­ried off two years ago, she too is going to have a child soon, whether you like it or not.

Leo: One more joint will creak tomor­row. You will also need to get a new pair of spec­ta­cles for your wors­en­ing near vision. Remem­ber that our bod­ies weren’t really meant to live longer than 40 years…slow dete­ri­o­ra­tion and a fail­ure of its parts are a given…so stop freak­ing out each time you ache.

Virgo: Travel. Who knows what really is going to hap­pen tomor­row. Don’t miss up on any oppor­tu­nity to see more of this world. Remem­ber, this is all there is to our lives…so make the most of the time you have.

Libra: Eat less. Prob­lems related to being over­weight are only going to increase and a pru­dent diet helps. Your body can no longer han­dle gorg­ing on potato chips and sev-puris the way it could in your 20s…so ease up. A small drink now and then how­ever is good.

 Scor­pio: You, or some­one you know will soon divorce or sep­a­rate. It hap­pens. Not every­one these days can han­dle liv­ing together for extended peri­ods of time. Give help and sup­port when that hap­pens and try and see if you can learn from these inci­dents in case you want your own mar­riage to last longer.

Sagit­tar­ius: Don’t think too much about mak­ing more money. The tra­jec­tory of your life is set. You will earn a lit­tle more each year, but there will be no dra­matic shift or change in the next 20 years as far as your career is con­cerned. So chill, enjoy and be real­is­tic. And if you haven’t made CEO by now, you are not going to.

Capri­corn: Chill. You don’t have to wor­ship at the altar of the Church of Work cease­lessly. The only rea­son work was invented was to make sure that peo­ple don’t have idle time to think up “dan­ger­ous” things…now is the time to revel in idle­ness. There is noth­ing wrong with star­ing at the ceil­ing for an extended period of time.

Aquar­ius: Pick up a new “third” thing to do apart from your work and home. Paint, run, read, anchor a show like Satyameva Jayate…but do some­thing dif­fer­ent. This is the only way you can keep rust at bay.

Pisces: Go out and walk today…or run…or work­out. These activ­i­ties will help your body last a lit­tle longer, which is a must, if you still want to be healthy when you hit your 80s and 90s.

17 Comments

  • Haniraj Chulani wrote:

    Think dif­fer­ent’ (Apple motto) and do dif­fer­ent– that is the only way after forty!

  • Dear Bhavin,
    I am a Capri­corn & I do not agree with you. I am a Met­al­lur­gist & work in the steel plant– I am 66. I stay at Powai & com­mute to Wada 2.1/2 hours each way– 5 days a week.
    I will rather not retire, but work till my last breath. I do not want to go to my grave with all the knowl­edge buried in my head. I take great plea­sure in impart­ing it to young­sters.
    I took a boy who was serv­ing food in our can­teen — a 8th class drop out & taught him Ultra­sonic Test­ing. Today he is doing an excel­lent job. Another boy who was an assis­tant to the cook in the canteen–a 6th class drop out has been trained on Lathe, Shaper and sur­face grinder– he makes all the sam­ples for ten­sile & impact test­ing.
    Tell me should I not con­tinue with this work– Be Frank
    Regards,
    Natu

  • Bhavin Jankharia wrote:

    Of course you should work. But there is no harm tak­ing some time off and spend­ing it in happy idleness.

  • Janak Sheth wrote:

    Aries — and if she is half a looker as she was 25 years ago then rest assured your wife will make you a Tau­ran in dou­ble time. :-)

  • Aparna wrote:

    Anchor a show like Satyameva Jay­ate”- hahaha! I see you couldn’t resist that, sir!! Had loved that blog, and really liked this one too…

  • Bhavin Jankharia wrote:

    What to do. Am like that only.

  • dr. rajesh parikh wrote:

    a good mes­sage for aboe 40 or it was for 60s?

  • dr muhbeen shaikh wrote:

    one of ur best arti­cles bhavin.

  • Amishi wrote:

    hahaha-excellent take Bhavin.
    So true-divorce,cancer,alzheimers-all hap­pen­ing with all of us –and you for­got –fac­ing our teenage gen­er­a­tion, their sec­ond round of admis­sion pangs and the sep­a­ra­tion blues soon to fol­low.
    Excel­lent work Mr. Natu-so inspiring-true social service-teach a man to fish

  • Dr Kamal Ladsariya wrote:

    Bhavin,

    A wel­come and pleas­ant shift from your favourite Subjects..

    We had enough on issues related to jog­ging, traf­fic, two wheel­ers rid­ers
    chang­ing sce­nario of shops, restau­rants etc.

    Keep it up.

    Kamal Lad­sariya

  • dipali wrote:

    the arti­cle made me smile.I enjoy the com­ments as much as the article.About satyamev jayate,I think the anchor has taught peo­ple what NOT to do if you want to make a suc­cess­ful TV show,although last few episodes were not bad.

  • Dear Bhavin
    Though your clip is for $0’s these type of astro­log­i­cal pre­dic­tions do not carry you much to achieve your goals. A 67+ friend.Please read Peter Vidal in EYE Every Sun­day instead.
    Warm regards
    TNM

  • DD Rathi wrote:

    You are doing well. You are very sharp when tak­ing of city’s prob­lem or of human atti­tude. It is great you find time. DD Rathi.

  • Armaity Surendra Patel wrote:

    Hi Bhavin,
    Good to know that you are try­ing your hands at astrol­ogy too!
    Armaity

  • Man from Five Gardens wrote:

    I live in 5 Gar­dens. We have known for a long time that peo­ple from Matunga can only sur­vive if they develop a sense of humour. In your case add the fact that you have a name like “BHAVIN JHANKHARIA” and you were born to be the King of Com­edy no mat­ter what your star sign.….… Man from Five Gardens

  • yashashree wrote:

    Hi Bhavin,

    I laughed so much after read­ing this arti­cle. I am going to stick this arti­cle up my wall so that when I’ll turn 40, I know what(not)to look for­ward to!

    And whichever sun­sign you are born under, how muchever money or fame you earn, you are going to be 40 one day and face sim­i­lar issues…so it’s just your atti­tude that can make a lot of difference:))

  • I am a Tau­rus.…but thank god I am not into my 40’s now!!!:)

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