Greys and Greys

I started this piece as a tirade against two-wheeler rid­ers who, over and above their fla­grant dis­re­gard for all pos­si­ble traf­fic rules, have started a new trend on divider-less roads, rid­ing along the right side of their roads and cars, into the oncom­ing traf­fic, forc­ing these head-on vehi­cles to move fur­ther left — one day some­one will not give way and…boom!

This angst was pre­cip­i­tated by my vis­its to South Africa last month and Kenya last week, both third world coun­tries, where peo­ple fol­low traf­fic rules faith­fully, despite all the issues they face. And in a place like Bali last year, our dri­ver refused to reverse his car for a mere 20 metres, because it was against the rules. If peo­ple in these coun­tries can fol­low the law, why can’t we?

One way of deal­ing with the indig­na­tion cre­ated by these analo­gies is to assume that all two-wheeler rid­ers who flout rules are morally bank­rupt and essen­tially crim­i­nals in wait­ing, who in the years to come, will be the ones fill­ing our jails as mur­der­ers and thieves. But…

…this is not really true. Those who break traf­fic rules may not oth­er­wise be dis­hon­est and those who fol­low rules are not nec­es­sar­ily the most upright. For exam­ple, Mr. Rajat Gupta, who is oth­er­wise revered as a phil­an­thropist and some­one who goes out of his way to help oth­ers was recently indicted for pass­ing insider cor­po­rate infor­ma­tion to his friends.

If the world were all black and white, those who lie to insur­ance com­pa­nies dur­ing their Mediclaim appli­ca­tions and deny the pres­ence of any past or present ill­nesses would be crim­i­nals. And yet, when you gen­tly tell these same peo­ple they are com­mit­ting fraud, most of them will look at you as if you are a com­plete idiot.  And these may not be the same ones who break traf­fic rules or com­mit cor­po­rate fraud while those who defraud other com­pa­nies may actu­ally tell the truth to the insur­ance com­pany about a past illness.

I remem­ber a recent inci­dent. We were on the Express­way, in the Ghat sec­tion on our way to Pune. Sud­denly we encoun­tered a wall of vehi­cles in front of us and had to stop. The traf­fic was backed up and we had no clue what the rea­son was or how long it would take to clear. Ten min­utes passed and soon many cars started dri­ving on the oppo­site side of the Express­way along the shoul­der. I decided to stay put, but after another ten min­utes, I gave up and decided to fol­low the oth­ers. The fact that I didn’t even­tu­ally have to do so because the traf­fic in front cleared just then, doesn’t change the fact that I would have bro­ken every pos­si­ble rule at that point in time, just to get out of that traf­fic jam.

A black-and-white world really does not exist — it is the fear and extent of pun­ish­ment that pushes us into the white from the grey — not nec­es­sar­ily our innate sense of what is cor­rect or not. And some­times, a herd men­tal­ity is tough to fight against!

The solu­tion to reg­u­late traf­fic though is very obvious…we need strict imple­men­ta­tion of exist­ing rules with strin­gent pun­ish­ment and fines.

PS: I am touched by all the SMSes, emails, FB mes­sages and blog com­ments express­ing con­cern over last week’s inci­dent. But really, there is no Mahavir bar (no not even for Jains) and Upper Parel does not exist (despite what some builders would like us believe) and the Nehru Home for Way­ward Men is just a fig­ment of my imagination. 

16 Comments

  • Pushpendra Shah wrote:

    Hmmm — A short stay here in Nairobi can­not give one a true pic­ture of the goings-on, re the behav­iour on the roads . . ! But, yes, I guess there is a sem­blance of order, because of the rel­a­tively smaller num­bers of vehi­cles on the roads. Com­pared with Mum­bai.
    The 2 wheel­ers — bicy­cles and motor bikes — made plen­ti­ful — thanks to the cheap Chi­nese ver­sions now avail­able are a total nui­sance. The rid­ers do not need a licence to drive these, there is no for­mal train­ing in the usage of the roads — hence the delin­quency. Wear­ing of hel­mets is rec­om­mended, but not yet made com­pul­sory. I think the peo­ple in power are wait­ing for the num­bers of injured to go up dra­mat­i­cally, before they will enact stricter laws. Weav­ing in and out of traf­fic, and over­tak­ing from the left is “per­mit­ted” by even the police­men on duty. I guess you really need to drive here in Nairobi to get the REAL flavour of things… It was great to meet with you on your short visit here, Bhavin !

  • Armaity Surendra Patel wrote:

    You have hit upon the nail Bhavin! The nui­sances of two wheel­ers are increas­ing to a detri­men­tal extent. They not only drive against the traf­fic but on foot­paths too!!
    They brush past the pedes­tri­ans and don’t care! And what about the 3 wheel­ers and 4 wheel­ers???? They are not above board!
    Nobody fol­lows the traf­fic rules! There are no lines demark­ing the lanes ! So where there should be two lanes, you will see cars form­ing 4 lanes. Jump­ing the sig­nals is child’s play! In Dubai if the trafic light is jumped they get jailed. Here, who cares! Because very very few are caught and those too who due to cir­cum­stances are caught by fluk.And then comes our traf­fic police whose palms if greesed you go scot free!!! What a vicious cir­cle. Yes as Mr.Pushpendra Shah writes, we are wait­ing for some very dra­matic thing to hap­pen like major acci­dents, etc.
    Bhavin besides bring up these issues also do some­thing to wake up the sleep­ing Mumbaikers!

  • H.L. Chulani wrote:

    There is a devil and god in each one of us– which dom­i­nates depends upon the cir­cum­stances and the pos­si­ble retribution!

  • Your rants should be made required read­ing from grade 1 onwards :) That’s the only way to save Mumbai.

  • Bhavin Jankharia wrote:

    Ha ha Sangeeta. Instead of Balbharti…Bhavinbhart

  • Jayesh Desai wrote:

    Anar­chy thy name is India ! Heart yearn for order and peace but mind says don’t be stu­pid ! Remem­ber Nasirud­din in “katha “? Left on bus stop try­ing to keep que on stop. In India we have one life and few bus so to hell with Que, just don’t miss the bus.

  • Janak Sheth wrote:

    In my first ever visit to Thai­land this year I was really impressed by their civic sense, road civil­ity and cleanliness.

    Add to that fan­tas­tic roads, 100% power, and free edu­ca­tion till 12th stan­dard — I returned think­ing India is far back­ward then Thailand.

  • Bhavik wrote:

    Bik­ers.… Bik­ers .…. Bik­ers … What a nui­sance on roads. As you rightly men­tioned I have per­son­ally expe­ri­enced them over­tak­ing from right side of the vehi­cle and dash­ing into the old man wait­ing to cross the road. They not only put their own life at risk but oth­ers on the road as well. Also one thing I have noticed is that they honk unnec­es­sar­ily cre­at­ing a lot of noise pol­lu­tion.
    Next time you can con­sider writ­ing some­thing on the dri­ving habits of auto rick­shaws drivers

  • Bhavik, so much has been said / writ­ten about peo­ple break­ing all sorts of Rules. Unless the Traf­fic Dept. acts sternly with each and every law breaker, noth­ing will improve, let alone change for good. There is noth­ing to stop this Traf­fic Dept. from doing their duty dili­gently. But as the phrase goes — Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way, If There Is No Will, There Is No Way. Unfor­tu­nately, Major­ity Indi­ans believe that under our Demo­c­ra­tic sys­tem, we are free to do any­thing & every thing with­out per­mis­sion from any­one. Remain­ing Indi­ans fol­low Pen­guin Rule — while all the Pen­guins are stand­ing & wait­ing on a seashore,but the moment one takes ini­ti­ate to jump, all the rest will fol­low him in no time.

  • Surendra wrote:

    I myself own a two wheeler. I fully agree with what you say. In fact I stop such or oth­ers even those dri­ving 4 wheel­ers against such dri­ving. Under RTI I came to know that the road from Jain Tem­ple to Gore Uddan Pool in Vile Parle East is NO PARKING ON BOTH SIDES. I took up the mat­ter with local traf­fic police and after lot of fol­low up got NO PARKING boards dis­played on this road. Since the depart­ment did not have bud­get to dis­play per­ma­nent boards they dis­played ‘stop gap’ boards on trees,wall etc.on this road and started toe­ing vehi­cles parked on this road includ­ing those in front of Jain Tem­ple. But within 15 days inter­ested [unin­ter­ested!] per­sons removed all of these boards. Mind you there is well known Parle Tilak Vidyalay in the vicin­ity which runs in 2 shifts and lot of chil­dren are incon­ve­nienced due to this wrong park­ing. But who cares. Con­grts for tak­ing up this issue.

  • Surendra wrote:

    Another most dan­ger­ous dri­ving is dri­ving by chil­dren below 18 dri­ving self start­ing two wheel­ers on the road and bye lanes in Vile Parle. Since it does not have gears and start instantly these chil­dren with/without the knowl­edge of their par­ents drive these two wheel­ers. Recently I handed over two such chil­dren to local police. I have been request­ing police posted at cross­ing to stop such chil­dren but they refuse to do so.

  • dipali wrote:

    In my society,there are atleast 3 chil­dren aged 12–13 years who drive thier par­ents scooty and activa,within a radius of 4 kms.the par­ents are proud of them.in NEIGHBOURING SOCIETY FEW YEARS BACK,A father was teach­ing his son how to drive a santro.while tak­ing reverse turn,the boy crushed a puppy sit­ting behind rear wheels.Is there any law to pun­ish such parents?this men­ace of chil­dren dri­ving is much more in Gujrat than Mumbai.

  • Prakash Nanavati wrote:

    We have to begin by edu­cat­ing RTO Inspec­tors who clear the dri­ving test and issue dri­ving licenses. They should be strict in the first place.

  • Abhilash wrote:

    Here I think only stick will rule. Bik­ers who flout these rules and most often nor­mal peo­ple. Its the same with peo­ple who drive their cars on oppo­site side. Why peo­ple lose their sense of pub­lic decency? I think today all these things hap­pen because either you are not caught and even if you are caught, you can eas­ily bribe with a small amount. Traf­fic rules should be as very strict and fines as heavy as dri­ving under influ­ence of alco­hol. When peo­ple are fined heav­ily or have to go to court and author­i­ties don’t accept bribes, that’s when peo­ple will fear to flout. Indi­vid­ual argu­ments won’t work. Has cor­rup­tion stopped after Anna Haz­are move­ment? You need strong enforcement.

  • Pravin Kumar wrote:

    Human beings espe­cially Indi­ans are largely and most effec­tively moti­vated by fear. Sit­ting here at my shop at a traf­fic sig­nal on S. V. Road and hav­ing seen dif­fer­ent times. My obser­va­tion is that the mere pres­ence of traf­fic cops used to make ppl fall in line before but nowa­days as less n less cops stand on traf­fic man­age­ment duty and those who do have a dif­fer­ent image, things are bound to go from bad to worse. The other day a biker not only jumped the sig­nal but on being rep­ri­manded by a traf­fic cop he pushed him aside and drove on. Thats the power of People’s Pol­i­tics, am sure the biker derived his arro­gance not from his right­eous­ness but from being affil­i­ated to a pow­er­ful politi­cian who would get him out of a tight con­di­tion. To me all the prob­lems boil down to pol­i­tics, it seems Democ­racy is ruin­ing India

  • Pradeep Bhatt wrote:

    Bhav­inbhai, Right now I am in USA. I drive here and just under­took a road trip of 600 Miles and back. Dri­ving is plea­sure with good cars,Roads, Signs,Directions but most of all, EVERYONE fol­lows rules. Even at 3 am, one has to stop at STOP sign-each car– even when there is no other car for Miles. peo­ple fol­low rules (there are Mil­lions of cars here),because If you dont fol­low the Rules, you will end up in acci­dent. At that speed, you will be lucky if you are not injured.I am always amazed at 4 way Junc­tion with­out Sig­nals but only with STOP sign,there is no Traf­fic jam-First to arrive at STOP sign goes first and every­one waits for their Turn !! How I wish this can hap­pen in Mum­bai where there is always Grid­lock Traf­fic Jam. But then “We are like that Only”-Pradeep

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