Narcissistic Twits

Kaun Banega Crorepati” (KBC) offers an inter­est­ing win­dow into the many Indias that live in par­al­lel. In one such India, a con­tes­tant hopes to use the money to pay off a loan or to cre­ate a future fund for the chil­dren or to buy a house for himself/herself and the fam­ily. In another India, a middle-aged, middle-class Indian hopes to buy a bet­ter car or some jew­elry or per­haps travel abroad or invest in realty or the stock mar­ket.
And then there is the India of nar­cis­sis­tic twits. Young Indi­ans in their late teens or early 20s, who can’t see two meters beyond their nose and whose depth of knowl­edge prob­a­bly doesn’t exceed that of a saucer. And with­out fail, these so-called Gen Y or Gen Next or what­ever Gen kids are from small town India…towns like Vidisha, Jodh­pur and Ambala. It is as if there is a whole gen­er­a­tion of kids grow­ing up in these towns that seems to sit on its brains.
Early this week, one such girl from Bhopal, with seri­ous atti­tude, was on the hot seat. She was hop­ing to win between 1 and 5 crores so that she could her Mom a BMW and use the rest of the money to invest in realty and in the bar­gain stop study­ing for her IAS. Mr. Bachchan reminded her as he keeps remind­ing other sim­i­lar twits that you have to work really, really hard to make money and become rich…but all of this always seems to fall on deaf ears.
The irony was that she finally tripped on the one ques­tion that as part of the so-called “con­nected” gen­er­a­tion, she should have known by heart. The ques­tion was “Which of these is not seen on the Google home­page” and the choices were “Gmail”, “YouTube”, “Orkut” and “Face­book”. The twit called a friend, even more nar­cis­sis­tic than her who after speak­ing to Mr. Bachchan declared, “Now I don’t really care whether she wins or loses”. This “phone-a-friend” was con­fi­dent that the answer was “YouTube”. She believed him and was shocked when she had to quit the game. It is very likely that both use Gmail, Face­book and YouTube reg­u­larly, per­haps daily, and it is a mea­sure of the flat­ness of their intracra­nial gyri that they wouldn’t know any­thing else about them, for­get the fact that Google and Face­book are com­peti­tors.
It’s actu­ally much worse. When I inter­view grad­u­ates for jobs, they have no clue who the Pres­i­dent or the Prime Min­is­ter of the coun­try is. I know med­ical res­i­dents who don’t know where Tan­za­nia is. Or young school teach­ers, who don’t know the dif­fer­ence between nerves and veins. And it doesn’t even bother them. Mr. Narayana Murthy was quoted on Mon­day as say­ing that the major­ity of IITians who grad­u­ate these days are mediocre. It’s the same in med­i­cine and I sus­pect in other pro­fes­sional branches as well.
No won­der that even today, despite the so-called “com­pe­ti­tion”, kids who read, work hard, think crit­i­cally and have basic value sys­tems still do and will always do well in a coun­try like ours, over­pop­u­lated by edu­cated unem­ploy­able twits thriv­ing on shows like “Emo­tional Atyaachar”, their world-view restricted to tele­vi­sion shows and seri­als, films, film stars and cricket.
PS: This piece has been writ­ten on a Mac­Book Air. The con­fir­ma­tion SMS I get from the paper is on my iPhone 3GS. All my news and read­ing is on my iPAD…which is where I first heard that he had passed away. Few peo­ple have made a dif­fer­ence in my life…he is one of them. I don’t have any more words…

7 Comments

  • i dont have any of his apps, but I can fully under­stand how every­one is feel­ing bereft.

  • i love your com­ment “who can’t see two meters beyond their nose “
    Anways very inter­est­ing because we were dis­cussing the same thing over lunch about a guy from mum­bai i think, who in a KBC show shown dur­ing ganesh mahot­sava could not answer which god is ref­ered to as Vigh­na­harta!
    What do you say to that!!

  • talk­ing of KBC. It is a Hindi/ Hindu “lean­ing” show. Many proverbs to fill in the blanks are Hindi ones and ques­tions on mythol­ogy are Hindu ones.Nothing on Islam, Bud­hism, Chrisian­ity. I won­der why.

  • I beg your descre­tion sir, but I’m hurt when you gen­er­alise a girl’s lack of knowl­edge to the whole lot of small town­ers. I am one of the so called Gen Y guy and belong to a small town. I have worked hard with my mid­dle class upbring­ing to reach a respectable posi­tion in my career and life. Not nego­ti­at­ing on your remarks about the con­tes­tent and her dimwit friend, it severely pains when such peo­ple are con­sid­ered a rep­re­sen­ta­tive sam­ple of the Gen Y, espe­cially by learned peo­ple like you. They are noth­ing but anamolies and should be left at that.
    And sorry to say, your obser­va­tions pro­fess cyn­i­cism towards gen-next which is not only false but dan­ger­ous too, and shows so much lack of con­fi­dence that your gen­er­a­tion has in the upbring­ing you have pro­vided us (Now see, how my gen­er­al­i­sa­tion mail­gns your gen­er­a­tion). Please have faith in your kids and their friends and their friends so on… they’ll surely make you proud some day. After all, its the old-gen politi­cians who are ruin­ing this coun­try and not a naive coder in some soft­ware com­pany.
    P.S: Please excuse the silly girl on KBC. Some girls are rather cute than intel­li­gent. :)

  • I don’t know why everyone’s so rat­tled by this post. He’s absolutely cor­rect in his assess­ment of the cur­rent gen­er­a­tion, one that I also belong to.
    I know one can­not apply a stereo­type to an entire sub-population, but, c’mon… you’ve got to admit you come across peo­ple like this all the time!
    Peo­ple who talk much but know very lit­tle. Peo­ple who spend more time brush­ing their hair than brush­ing up on their knowledge/skills.
    The issue about fresh IITians not match­ing up to their peers is quite right. It’s also preva­lent in every other field in the coun­try. There’re so many coach­ing classes and guides that now, hard work and pro­grammed per­sis­tence seem to pay off expo­nen­tially more than tal­ent or skill. This state­ment doesn’t mean that these qual­i­ties aren’t desir­able, but, in the real world, with faced with a real prob­lem, short­cut guide books aren’t there to help you through. And read­ing “Inter­views for Dum­mies” isn’t gonna help either

  • i com­pletely agree with your col­umn. your obser­va­tion is right that a large part of our ‘edu­cated’ pop­u­la­tion is full of twits. but where i beg to dis­agree is that its not just about this gen­er­a­tion… i see a lot of full grown adults who are only both­ered about brands, cars, watches, hol­i­days. i think soci­ety at large has been brain­washed into believ­ing that what mat­ters is how much ‘i achieve’, ‘i earn’, ‘i flaunt’, ‘i spend’… which gives rise to short­sighted dimwits, which are abun­dant everywhere.

  • Dr. Rahul Navalkar wrote:

    WOW!

    Give us some more opin­ion­ated , “from the heart” pieces like this.

    Any more like this and I wont have any counter arguments!

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