Category Archives: The Funnies

Telephone Angst

Greed! The fod­der for our columns that con­nects idiot spot-fixing crick­eters and gullible, Saradha-like pyra­mid scheme investors…I would rather focus on more rel­e­vant and impor­tant issues. The gen­er­a­tional divide is never more appar­ent than when some­one above the age of 65 wants to get in touch. This is how it goes. My cell rings. When

The One Doctor You Don’t Want!

At the out­set, apolo­gies to all doc­tors named “Michael Pinto”. I am not sure how embell­ished this story is, but I did hear it from the horse’s mouth. A doc­tor friend of mine told me about an 82-years old patient of his, who had sud­denly become drowsy and had to be admit­ted to a local

Your Blessings for a Dinner Plate

A few weeks ago, much was made in the papers about a high-profile busi­ness­man who qui­etly stood in line at a wed­ding recep­tion when he could eas­ily have cut the line. Hon­estly, these sto­ries are noth­ing but sops meant to con us into believ­ing that the super-rich are still human. But that’s not the point! The real

The Tale of Two Films…A Good “Bad” Original and its Bad “Bad” Remake

When non-Indians ask for masala Bol­ly­wood film choices, I tell them to start with Sholay, then try Amar Akbar Anthony or Yaadon ki Baarat and finally Him­mat­wala. 1983. We had just fin­ished a brain-squeezing exam and 30 of us wanted to leave those brains behind and watch a “bad” Hindi film. Him­mat­wala play­ing at Badal/Bijlee

The Smart-Phone License

Two days ago, I came across a post by Ms Janell Bur­ley Hof­mann in the Huff­in­g­ton Post regard­ing an iPhone she had gifted her 13-year old, on con­di­tion he would agree to a writ­ten con­tract of rules. All of us who are par­ents of tweens and teens should read this post and then share it

Jay, Veeru And Digital Bigamy

Last week I briefly men­tioned that despite being an Apple fan-boy, I had switched to Android with a Sam­sung Galaxy Note II. The main dri­ver was the loss of Google Maps from the Apple ecosys­tem. I received quite a few emails from con­fused indi­vid­u­als, ask­ing for more details. So here goes… First. Don’t even think of

Dog Spas, Tattoo Shops…What Next!

King’s Cir­cle has more than 5 salons…but no spa. You can get sham­poos and hair­cuts and man­i­cures and pedi­cures, but no ‘spa expe­ri­ence”. And since we are a “middle-class” local­ity, we don’t even have one of those “ladies” par­lors in one of the “quiet” streets. And yet…your dogs and cats…can get a spa experience…in Matunga!

Sun Signs for the 40ers

This is for those in their 40s. A good age to be, at times depress­ing, but great fun. Aries: Today, you will for­get a friend’s name. You will remem­ber her pro­fes­sion, where she lives, her husband’s name and where her chil­dren study. You will remem­ber that you had remem­bered her name just ten min­utes ago, but

Show Business Activism

You are dream­ing! You are a 40-something suc­cess­ful super­star, struck with middle-age angst, aching to do some­thing dif­fer­ent and socially rel­e­vant. You flirt with the likes of the Nar­mada project and Anna Haz­are but they turn out to be too con­tro­ver­sial. Then you real­ize that it’s best to do some­thing within the con­text of your

Getting Picked Up

To under­stand this piece, you need to be clued into what is hap­pen­ing these days in Mum­bai. In case you are unaware, please read these 3 news­pa­per reports online from India Today, NDTV and Mum­bai Mir­ror. Last Thurs­day, need­ing to unwind after a busy day, I went to Upper Parel, to the new buzzing Mahavir